![]() Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn’t throw anybody… It’s true.Ed Rooney: I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. ![]() A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. If I go for ten, I’m probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I’d better make this one count. It’s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day this semester. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. Ferris: (After his parents leave the house, thinking he is ill) They bought it.This simple ruse tricked his nervous mother into letting him stay home from high school, for the 9th time that semester. This whole movie happened because Ferris Bueller faked a stomach cramp, leaned over, and licked his hands - making them clammy. (Ed is stunned speechless as he realizes his mistake) If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. Ferris: Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. ![]()
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